alltootayloralisonswift
Happy birthday Mama Swift ❤️ We hope you have a day as wonderful as you are!
alltootayloralisonswift
alltootayloralisonswift
How does this woman look so good all the time. Like she just radiates beauty and happiness
20wineteen is such a god damn mood
tayter-swift
I will never forgive those who made Taylor feel bad for bleaching her hair. Seeing the way she talks about it now you can tell it kind of makes her cringe and that really hurts me because it really wasn’t that bad. I think a lot of people judged it on the Met Gala look which I admit was a little weird but that’s because of the dress. Every other look from the Bleachella era was served on a golden platter with a glass of red wine and I will die a thousand deaths on this god forsaken hill.👏
Like hello! look how golden and lovely her skin looks in contrast with the white hair!!
She somehow manages to be a grunge goddess while wearing bubblegum pink lipstick. If that’s not iconic idk what is
Ummm???? Dark blood red lipstick with the ethereal elf goddess hair???? You’re really gonna tell me with a straight face that that’s not a mf LEWK?
Look how those eyes POP. Listen closely and you’ll hear the sound of my final breath bubbling to the surface bc I just SUNK AND DROWNED AND DIED.
I will not tolerate any Bleachella slander. She does not deserve to feel bad about experimenting with her aesthetic. This has been a PSA. Nova out.
Using these materials to make my dress is probably my favorite thing I’ve ever done.
unpretty
the older i get the weirder it is that not a single p.e. teacher in my entire school career was able to recognize the difference between “a child who doesn’t get enough exercise” and “a child with serious health problems impeding their ability to exercise in this particular way”
unpretty
you know what else is weird? we had to do that fitness test every year but like… we never actually… learned how to do the things they tested us on…
like, now that i am an adult i have learned how to build up my strength so i can do pushups, but that seems like something they could have taught us? in school? in the class where they tested our ability to pushups? they never taught us how to work our way up to actually doing a chin-up, or whatever. even if i had just been “out-of-shape” (as a CHILD), nothing they did would have solved that problem. i did not learn how to exercise in a functional way until i was out of school and teaching myself, so i’m not sure what those p.e. classes were even intended to accomplish, really.
unpretty
people are adding a lot of horror stories to this post that are really similar to mine (exercise-induced asthma, running the mile every friday, coughing nonstop for hours afterward and never actually getting any faster or building up any endurance, fainting at least once and not even getting sent to the nurse) but
to add something to the “really obvious shit any idiot could have told me” list
they taught us that the average walking speed should be 3mph, and i consistently tried on treadmills to walk at 3mph, and that always seemed really fucking fast to me and i never understood why
i’m 5′2″
i was in my twenties before i realized that i cannot go that fast because i have short fucking legs
why did grown-ass adults with eyes try to teach my short ass that i should be able to walk an easy mile in 20 minutes
the-last-hair-bender
It’s like they say.
If you can’t do, teach.
If you can’t teach, be a gym teacher.
vivid-escapist
It never occurred to me until reading this notes the utter ridiculousness that PE teachers held all kids to the same benchmark standards for like number of pushups and sit ups, time of mile, etc. even though everyone is at a different level athletically and has different body types and heights
